Why Sammy Vellu Clock Run Faster... hehehe...

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lost_soul2878

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Just For Laugh kengkawan...ahakss...

An Indian man died and went to heaven. When he arrived at the heaven Gate Siva the God said, 'Come on in. I'll show you around. You'll like it here.'

Walking through the gates, the man noticed clocks everywhere? There were grandfather clocks, wall clocks, watches, and clocks in every corner.

It appeared that heaven was nothing more than a giant clock warehouse.
Surprised at how heaven looked, the man asked, 'God Siva, what's the deal? Why are all these clocks here in heaven?¡¨ God Siva replied, 'The clocks keep track of things on earth. There is one clock for each person.

Every time the person on earth tells a lie, his clock moves one minute.'

'For instance, this clock is for Aru, the used car salesman. If you watch it closely, it will move.

'Click' The minute hand on Aru's clock moved one minute. 'Click' It moved another minute.' Aru must be into closing a customer right now,'

said God Siva. 'The minute hand on his clock moves all day.'

The man and God Siva continued walking. Soon, they came to a clock with cobwebs on the minute hand. 'Whose clock is this?' asked the man.
'That clock belongs to the Widow Achi. She is one of the finest,
God-fearing, people on earth. I bet her clock hasn't moved in a year or two.'

They continued walking and touring heaven. The man enjoyed watching the clocks of all his friends. When the tour was finished, the man said,

'I've seen everyone's clock but Mr.Samy Vellu's. Where is his clock?

God Siva smiled, 'Just look up. We use his clock as a ceiling fan.' The man said... Wallauwehhh.........

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

:eek::eek::eek::eek: (now u know the truth of Samy vellu haha...)


Versi Alih Bahasa Melayu

Seorang lelaki India meninggal dunia dan pergi syurga. Bila dia tiba di syurga dewa siva berkata, 'Mari masuk. Mari saya tunjukkan sekitar. Anda akan suka di sini.'

Berjalan melalui pintu-pintu syurga, lelaki itu mendapati jam ada di mana-mana, Terdapat jam besar, kecil, jam dinding, berbagai jam ade
dia merasakan yang syurga hanyalah sebuah gudang jam yg sangat besar.
terkejut bagaimana syurga kelihatan, lelaki itu bertanya, 'dewa Siva, apa yg menariknya? Mengapa semua jam-jam ini berada di sini dalam syurga?¨ Siva menyahut, ' jam –jam itu Mengawasi benda-benda di bumi. Terdapat satu jam untuk setiap orang. Setiap kali manusia di bumi melakukan satu pembohongan, jamnya bergerak satu minit.

'Misalnya, jam ini ialah untuk Aru, penjual kereta terpakai. Jika anda melihatnya dengan teliti, ia akan bergerak. 'Klik' Jarum minit di jam Aru beralih satu minit. 'Klik' Ia beralih satu lagi minit.'

‘Aru tentu sudah semakin hampir utk close deal dengan seorang pelanggan sekarang,'
kata Siva. 'Jarum minit di jam Aru beralih setiap hari.'

Lelaki dan God Siva terus berjalan. Kemudian mereka sampai kepada sebuah jam dengan sarang labah-labah penuh di jarum minitnya.
'jam siapakah ini?' tanya lelaki itu.
'Jam itu milik kepada Widow Achi. Dia salah seorang yg paling bagus, die tidak pernah berbohong. Saya bertaruh jamnya tidak beralih dalam setahun atau dua.'

Mereka terus berjalan dan melawat syurga. Lelaki itu menikmati memerhatikan jam-jam semua sahabat dia. Bila pelancongan telah selesai, lelaki itu berkata,
'Saya telah lihat jam semua orang, tetapi Mr.Samy Vellu. Di mana jamnya?

Dewa Siva tersenyum, sambil berkata... cube kamu dongak ke atas, Kami gunakan jamnya sebagai kipas siling.
Sambil mendongak dan terkejut, Kemudian lelaki itu berkata…. Wallauwehhh…..
 
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jam wat kipas siling hahahahaha:eek::eek::eek:
 

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Kalau samy dapat tau..konfem kita semua kena pecat dari berforum di CG
 

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ayooo... jangan kene saman ini forum sudah...
 

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hahahaha.. maksudnya kat sini si samy tu lagi power la auta dia.. tu sebab jam dia laju sangat sampai leh wat kipas siling.. huhuhu.. lawak.. lawak..
 

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hehehe... kelako lak aku bace balik, so aku translatekan utk kengkawan
 

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hehe..samy vellu.pos esok,hari ini sampai..
 
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