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# Singapore Jokes

#### hiba86

##### Fun Poster
Singapore Jokes

Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has \$10 and you ask him for \$6, how much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: \$10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!

Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going to Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.

Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer la ???

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born la !!!

Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!

Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me la....

A boy came home from school with his exam results.
' What did you get?' asked his father.
' My marks are under water,' said the boy.
' What do you mean 'under water'?'
' They are all below 'C' (sea) level.'

#### kancil biru

##### Legendary Member
ermmm lawak yang sanagt menarik ...

#### yustaiping2

##### Active+ Member
Singapore Jokes

Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has \$10 and you ask him for \$6, how much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: \$10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!

Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going to Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.

Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer la ???

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born la !!!

Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!

Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me la....

A boy came home from school with his exam results.
' What did you get?' asked his father.
' My marks are under water,' said the boy.
' What do you mean 'under water'?'
' They are all below 'C' (sea) level.'

hahaha.....
betul-betul ah bengggg.............
kahkahhhhh..................
))

#### xalimx

##### Super Active Member
ada skit2 lawak sin chan...pasal anjing tu...si putih..sin chan dan hamawari (sp erk nama adik sin chan?)

#### ikscentre

##### Super Active Member
ada skit2 lawak sin chan...pasal anjing tu...si putih..sin chan dan hamawari (sp erk nama adik sin chan?)

Himawari

ahahhaha...
pape jela
pape pun..
lawak.

E

Boleh tahan..

#### tokputih

##### CG Top Poster Club
dont prey prey haahhh...

btul2 holiau...

#### farouck

##### Active+ Member
) lawak aku tak sangka jd lawak..