meh layan lawak omputih plak skali skala...

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BelalangTempur

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story 1

One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach inAmerica . A lady came and
asked him, "Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, " No, I am Banta Singh."

Another guy came and asked him the same question. Singh answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!"
Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally
annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to
him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?" The other Singh was a lot more
educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
The Singh slapped him on his face and said, 5tup!d, !d!0t.Everyone is
looking for you and you are sitting over here!"

story 2

Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like
hell.
So the other asked, "Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test"
Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid ? "
First one replied, " No, not that. During the blood test they cut my
finger"
Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished
and asked other, "Why are you crying?"
The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."


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wahahahha, tp mcm pernah dgr yg base melayunye version. lain sket la tp mesej sama dan cara lawak sama gak
 
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