Jimmy Fallon's #Kidsquotes hashtag is freaking out the internet

[soybean]

Christmas fleas​

The monotony of everyday life is driven away each year by the approaching Christmas season. It's the best time of the year, especially for children. Blinking lights on the tree, snow-covered houses, sparkling wrapped gifts and lots of parties put everyone in a good mood.
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Just when you think the time of year couldn't be happier, a boy starts singing to the tune of "Feliz Navidad": "There are fleas on the dog". How adorable! We bet the whole family is singing it his way now.
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[soybean]

guessing game​

Impromptu guessing games will never be the same for this family after daughter misspells the word "tree" in the cutest way. She must have said it with absolute conviction because she was sure the word "tree" would be spelled "chree".
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It might be a bit tiresome to guess a word that doesn't exist. But it's so cute that you have to forgive her. Children can say the most confusing things and still look so charming. The things they say are like magic spells that draw us in and tug at our feelings.
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[soybean]

Blubbernde Sensation​

As a non-parent, being surrounded by children at play is like visiting a new world that speaks a dynamic, alien language. Children are like creatures from a planet where new words are invented along the way, with meanings that somehow make themselves without the need to explain them.
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This child's foot must have tingled after staying in the same position for a while. She associated that fizzy feeling with her favorite drink, which will be on sale next 7-11. We can imagine that she asked her mother where the bubbles came from and thus learned the word "carbonated".
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[soybean]

Unlimited cheese​

Despite their apparent physical presence, children are not quite with us. You exist in a realm where anything is possible. It's a place where all sorts of magical things can happen, even in an Olive Garden restaurant.
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This kid has such a wild imagination that no one can tell him fountains of unlimited cheese aren't real. He also believes in cascading waterfalls of lemonade and fields of chocolate dropping sugar-sweet showers from the sky.
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[soybean]

In order of priority​

Patrick's parents were amazed at their child's sense of responsibility, which was already unusually strong at the age of three. At this age, the child already had the ability to make decisions based on their priorities. How can this be possible? It was as if he had been born with an understanding of Maslow's hierarchy of needs.
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Patrick's parents can only be grateful to have a child who will not shy away from future responsibilities. He is the ideal future head of family and a leader of society.
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[soybean]

Future trendsetter​

Camille is not the type who is afraid of looking different from everyone else. She forgets that the fashion of the time could be this or that - she goes out as she pleases. She's the embodiment of wardrobe psychology, and her parents are there for it.
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Camille looks like a future trendsetter - a rebellious fashionista who dares to step out of her house in a diamond-studded crown and gray sweater over a black dress. Her feelings, her beliefs and her attitude are reflected in what she wears.
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[soybean]

This is paddling​

Summer is here and the weather outside is perfect for playing tag. The dogs look forward to longer walks in the forest. Across the street, families are getting ready to be outdoors. You can almost hear the waves crashing on the shore.
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The humid weather is also an invitation for the flies to come out of their hiding places behind walls and ceilings. But this kid is prepared, armed with a fly swatter to give them a classic beating. This two-year-old says he's ready when they are.
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[soybean]

Zombie Fight Club​

This is the story of a boy trying to circumvent the rules governing games that can get too physical. The boy is bursting with energy and is looking for a way to unleash it, and he certainly won't be able to do it through the usual means. Solving puzzles, playing board games, and all that other cute stuff is way too passive.
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So he invented a zombie-themed self-defense game in which he had to take on the role of the master of the house and beat up his zombie father with impunity. Unfortunately, dad didn't buy that.
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[soybean]

No mercy​

The boy is happy to have an aunt who is his equal, but he is unable to transform his gratitude into gentleness when they fight with each other. Whether they take part in imaginary wars or sci-fi scenes, the little boy is a stone cold killer.
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Of course, he's just killing his aunt's mood by implying that she's unattractive enough to be a good target. It's a climactic scene where the last words are exchanged between mortal enemies before the final act ends everything.

 

[soybean]

Parental Punishment​

This mom wanted to express herself through singing, which she usually does quietly while getting ready for work. She dared to let go of her inhibitions and sing and dance as if no one was looking, but her son shot her off immediately.
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Her child didn't want to hear any of that nonsense, especially the fact that she was squirming while strapped into the driver's seat. We feel sorry for the mother, but we can all remember the times when we were kids and our parents used to embarrass us. After all, no parent from the planet is "awesome"!
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