Hidden Meaning

[hiba86]

Here'S THE HIDDEN MEANING OF OUR yearly appraisal:

Term: GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS
Meaning: Able to bullshit

Term: GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS
Meaning: Spends lots of time on phone

Term: AVERAGE EMPLOYEE
Meaning: Not too bright

Term: EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED
Meaning: Made no major blunders yet

Term: WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY
Meaning: Too ugly to get a date

Term: ACTIVE SOCIALLY
Meaning: Drinks a lot

Term: FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY
Meaning: Spouse drinks, too

Term: INDEPENDENT WORKER
Meaning: Nobody knows what he/she does

Term: QUICK THINKING
Meaning: Offers plausible excuses

Term: CAREFUL THINKER
Meaning: Won't make a decision

Term: AGGRESSIVE
Meaning: Obnoxious

Term: USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS
Meaning: Gets someone else to do it

Term: EXPRESSES HIMSELF WELL
Meaning: Speaks some English

Term: METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL
Meaning: A nit picking nut

Term: HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES
Meaning: Is tall or has a loud voice

Term: EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGMENT
Meaning: Lucky

Term: CAREER MINDED
Meaning: Back Stabber

Term: LOYAL
Meaning: Can't get a job anywhere else

Term: KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR
Meaning: Knows a lot of dirty jokes

Term: HAS AN EXTENSIVE PERSONAL LIBRARY
Meaning: Copies rented porno movies

 

[shukcaya]

Term: WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY
Meaning: Too ugly to get a date

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[Kehidupan]

hik3...

ada betulnya juga.....

 

[Biggie]

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