Diary Of A Man

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Taken from the book : Diary Of A Man By Dermod Moore.


1. When I was born, I got a choice : A big dick or a good memory.
I am not able to remember what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object.
Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence : It is nature's way of saying "No hard feelings "

5. There are only two four-letter words that are offensive to men :
" don't " and " stop ", unless they are used together.

6. Panties is not the best thing on earth, but it's next to best thing
on earth.

7. There are three stages to sex in a person's life:
Tri-weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only /down under/.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with The Hole and she was happy with The Thing......

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't !

16. Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps
with everyone except you.

17. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

18. Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer virus, it turns
your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.

19. Despite the old saying : " Don't take your troubles to bed ", many
men still sleep with their wives.

:)):))
 
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Nice onez...w/pun lucas skit
 

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Uiks...?Aku first kaa...yes...
 
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