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serwan

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Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently .....

Apek:Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...

Apek: err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..

Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...

Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: err.... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers).

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lupunya lanchiau..

Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..


Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........lah
 
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sakit perut aku gelak..
 

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x leh blah.....potong zaka....
 

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Hahahaha:)):))
dh pnah bace ni tp still lawak gle:p
 

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kahkah2..
gelak sorang2 aku dowh haaaha
 

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:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Aiya... apek... sebut biar betul , terang & jelas...

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
 

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wakakakak....pelat nye pasal..muhahaha
 

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wakakakakaka..gelak sorang2 aku..hahahaha
 

wokyoh fx

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mula2 aku ingat potong zakat .. rupanya proton saga .. :)):)):)) patutpun tak kira itu inci .. hahah:)):eek:
 
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