Ah Beng, the Crazy Singaporean - Part 3

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Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My mobile no. has changed.
Ealier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
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Ah Beng : I am a proud, coz my son is in Medical Colledge.
Friend : Really?... What is he studying?
Ah Beng : No, he is not studying. They are studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
Dr : Take this tablet.... You will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow? ... Tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : If I die, will you remarry?
Wife : No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die, will you remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD".
Wife : How do you know?
Ah Beng : When I went to the park today, everybody said,
"Oh GOD! ...U have come again.
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Ah Beng complained to the police, "Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police : "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news ......"
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in school?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the
teacher erases the board.
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Ah Beng : Why are these people running?
Man : This is a race. The winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng : If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher : "I killed a person". Convert this sentence into future tense.
Ah Beng : The future tense is "U will go to jail".
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Ah Beng told his servent: "Go and water the plants!"
Servent : "It's already raining".
Ah Beng : "So what? ... Take an umbrella and go!"
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sempoi lawak :)) :))
 

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aduh kelakar memang tak igt betul... :)
 

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kalo btul ada org mcm ah beng ni habis lorr
 

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aku dah penah baca..
tp lawak la..
 
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