Ah Beng, the Crazy Singaporean - Part 2

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Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and
was using it.When he encountered some problems.
He decide to use the 'Help' command after some
tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.
Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help ah but it's been over half an hour & still nobody come and help me Lah ?!"
Resaller : ?????
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Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask.
Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"

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Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng : "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS?"
Operator : "JUST A MINUTE SIR..."
Ah Beng : "OK, THANK YOU Lah" AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.

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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working
on for quite sometime, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
Ah Beng : " Look It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.
Fren : "FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims. "YOU ARE A ****."
Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, ITS WRITTEN here 4-7 YRS".

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At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left
tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE",
and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED Lah !!"

:eek::eek::eek::eek: Did u think Man like this EXIST??? hahaha...
 
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aku tak paham.. laaa
 

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sy paham........
ah beng yg ****
hahahahaa

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ah beng ni mcm pak pandir la ek..!` cume beza negara n bangsa je..!~:D
 
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