911...call centre here? may i help u?

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Real 911 Calls


Dispatcher: 911.
Caller: I'm having trouble breathing... I'm all out of breath.... I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No.
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

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Dispatcher: 911. What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

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Dispatcher: 911. What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

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Dispatcher: 911. What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one?
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am. Nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid!

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Dispatcher: 911. What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table. When I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
 
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kisah diatas tu megingatkan aku satu kisah ni..
ade satu emergcall dari pantai timur,tak pasti dari teganu ato pon kelate..

camni situasinya...

operator 911 : adaa apa apa boleh saya bantu?
mamat pantai timor : saye nok wak laporang kemalangang kat batu nang

opertor 911 :batu ape encik ?

mamat: batunang!! (BATU 6 la)

operator:batuu apeerr ?

mamatpantai timor : batuunaang!!!!

...kali ni mamat ni dah bengangkot. operator tu tanyer lagi

operator 911 : batu aper encik?

mamat pantai timor :batu ***** ****ooo

:eek::eek:
 

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kisah diatas tu megingatkan aku satu kisah ni..
ade satu emergcall dari pantai timur,tak pasti dari teganu ato pon kelate..

camni situasinya...

operator 911 : adaa apa apa boleh saya bantu?
mamat pantai timor : saye nok wak laporang kemalangang kat batu nang

opertor 911 :batu ape encik ?

mamat: batunang!! (BATU 6 la)

operator:batuu apeerr ?

mamatpantai timor : batuunaang!!!!

...kali ni mamat ni dah bengangkot. operator tu tanyer lagi

operator 911 : batu aper encik?

mamat pantai timor :batu ***** ****ooo

:eek::eek:
err.. yang last skali tak paham pebende **** tu
 

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hahaha...mcm2 ragam....:))
 

AlchemisT

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per..lawak jgk...
 

iris87

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huhu..sian tgk operator kat situ.sbr je la lyn kerenah org2..tensen n jd bhn lwk pon ade gak...huhu
 

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kira kalau kerja jadi operator ni kena sabar tahap gaban la,gaban pun tak sabar cam tu....
 

iorichee

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ada sian plak operator melayan diorg nie..
 
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