Look at what we have done!
Symptoms, then (when we were young) and the diagnosis now:
1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Ventricular fibrillation and Myocardial Infarction.
2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.
Symptoms then: Love.
Prognosis now: Parkinson's Disease
3. Constant smiling.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Bell's Palsy
4. Absent mindedness, inability to focus on tasks at work or at home.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Early onset of Alzheimer's Disease
5. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when he/she called or came over.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Multiple Sclerosis
6. Inability to stop thinking about him/her.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
7. Insomnia.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: BPH (Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia)
8. Feeling that you can smell, hear, feel him/her when not in his/her presence.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Schizophrenia